To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.

It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, a lot of it, anyway.

I never think of policemen's wives; their beauty maddens me like wine.

Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.

Some of my best friends are women, ' I snapped, 'though I certainly wouldn't want my daughter to marry one of them.

I very carefully levered up an eyelid and shut it again fast. A merciless sunbeam had squirted straight in, making my brain bleed.

Who can know the mind of God?

How did you do that?” Mr. Poe asked. “Nice girls shouldn’t know how to do such things.”“My sister is a nice girl, ” Klaus said, “and she knows how to do all sorts of things.

You can put the girl in a relationship..., " I began, putting my arm around her. "But you can't take the boy-crazy out of the girl, " Cassie finished.

An evil nature wielding great authority brings misfortune upon the community.

My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

Not winning a tournament is not an option for me, unless it's no longer theoretically possible - then of course winning becomes impossible. But up to that point, not winning is just not an option.

I would say, the new hipness is #yoga.

Everything we'll accomplish, we'll do it together or not at all.

The birth of science was the death of superstition.

Why is it that for everything you gain in life, something is always lost?