To be popular I must be mediocre.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Even subjects that are known are known only to a few

What we have not chosen we cannot consider either to our merit or our failure.

What one Christian does is his own responsibility, what one Jew does is thrown back at all Jews.

If God had not made Sherry, how imperfect his work would have been.

There are two kinds of music; German music and bad music.

Do what you love. Do what makes your heart sing. And NEVER do it for the money, Go to work to spread joy.

I love doing things that are titillating. I think race can be very funny, and I think I'm very comfortable discussing it and bringing it up.

The evidence for man-made global warming is as final as the evidence of Auschwitz.

We will be drawing down some troops. If the president wants to try to turn that into the beginning of a success, he actually, I think, has some opportunity.

Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts.