To be positive: to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

There's no God higher than truth.

You’re a cow Give me some milk Or else go home

Everyone carries the weight of WWII with them in their recent family history, and yet it is rarely spoken about within families, because veterans and survivors don't tend to talk.

We shouldn't be copying what we see. We should try to find our own sense of style, to believe in ourselves.

I teleported home last night with Ron and Sid and Meg Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg.

In compassion lies the world's true strength.

More was revealed in a human face than a human being can bear face to face.

Walk really, really carefully. It's not complicated, but if you mess up, you'll die, so pay attention.

So if we have anything original to offer, it's to speak from our own life about the society we're in.

In all things that you do, consider the end.