To be reminded that one is very much like other members of the animal kingdom is often funny...though...I do not too much mind being somewhat like a cat.

Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats.

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

The advertiser is the overrewarded court jester and court pander at the democratic court.

Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many different ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Happiness is itself a kind of gratitude.

The snow itself is lonely or, if you prefer, self-sufficient. There is no other time when the whole world seems composed of one thing and one thing only.

It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.

If we do not permit the earth to produce beauty and joy, it will in the end not produce food, either.

Technology made large populations possible; large populations now make technology indispensable.

The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.

Until we learn to love everyone in this universe, how can there be peace?

When you can't make it, just fake it

There are about as many ways to be dead as there are to be alive. People linger in different ways, both publicly and privately.

An English philosopher said that whatever is cosmic is also comic. Do the best you can and don't take it so seriously.

Unjust criticism is usually disguised compliment. It often means that you have aroused jealously and envy. Remember that no one ever kicks a dead log.

The possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.

We win or the alumni bash in our teeth. (On the dental plan at NC State)

If you look at those matters, you will come to the conclusion that the attitude of the United States of America is a threat to world peace.

I don't tell anyone how to write and no one tells me.