To be successful in life, you must get in the habit of turning negatives into positives.

Many people fail not so much because of their mistakes; they fail because they are afraid to try.

I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won.

I'm working for the Lord, and even though the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is.

Being angry and resentful of someone is like letting them live rent-free in your head.

It’s great to reminisce about good memories of my past. It was enjoyable when it was today.

Boxing is like jazz. The better it is, the less people appreciate it.

Sure the fight was fixed. I fixed it with a right hand.

All I've ever tried to tell anyone is that I'm not a black man or a white man or anything else. All I've ever been was an American.

You may have even an ex-wife or an ex-husband, but you can never have ex-children.

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.

Consequences are not the spoiler that kills my dreams. Rather, they are the lessons that enhance my dreaming.

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played.

But why all these questions?Because I'm in love and I'm afraid of suffering.Don't be afraid, the only way to avoid that suffering would be to refuse to love.

The ability to go anywhere in our imagination is a pure expression of individual freedom. It is a creative force that can help us transcend reality.

The thing is, I'm not the only one this consciousness stuff is happening to.

When I think of myself, I'm definitely... I'm not like a comedian.

Creativity is one of the last remaining legal ways of gaining an unfair advantage over the competition.

The Australian sense of humor is very dry, sarcastic, and very undercover. Like if I tell any jokes in America, people just think I'm serious! So I just quit telling any jokes whatsoever.

Punish the deed, not the breed.

Turn your scars into stars by realising how lucky you are that things aren't worse.