To be young is delightful; to be old is comfortable.

None are so inconsiderate as those who demand nothing of life other than their own personal comfort.

Misanthropy is a suit of armor lined with thorns.

Many think they have a kind heart who have only weak nerves.

An intelligent woman has millions of born enemies... all the stupid men.

We are so vain that we even care for the opinion of those we don't care for.

Calmness is the graceful form of Confidence.

Exceptions are not always the proof of the old rule; they can also be the harbinger of a new one.

Nothing is so often and so irrevocably missed as the opportunity which crops up daily.

There are very few honest friends--the demand is not particularly great.

Pain is the great teacher of mankind. Beneath its breath souls develop.

Why do we love heroes? Because life is a fight.

I promised myself that I'd never actually admit to listening to 'New Kids on the Block.'

Parenthood abruptly catapults us into a permanent relationship with a stranger.

If art reflects life, it does so with special mirrors.

I don't want to wear what every other women wears. I won't be dictated to.

I've been bitten by a python. Not a very big one. I was being silly, saying: 'Oh, it's not poisonous' Then, wallop! But you have fear around animals.

Four specters haunt the poor - old age, accident, sickness and unemployment

I'd rather live on my own than live with a face that looks at me with the wrong eyes.

If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

All of the land of Israel is ours.