To befoul the unholy alliance between corrupt business & corrupt politics is the first task of the statesmanship of the day.

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

Believe you can and you're halfway there.

Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.

Nobody cares how much you know, until they know how much you care.

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.

This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in.

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'

A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.

I love the night! It's not uncommon for me to see the light of a new day before closing my eyes on the old one.

You have the choice of deliberately directing your thinking, or allowing other forces to dictate your desires and attitudes.

Trust all you wish to achieve, in the aftermath of Christmas will harmoniously begin to unfold.

I can do anything a man can do except get a hard-on--and that's only because I lack the equipment.

I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation's attention from the rest of the service.

At the BBC we've had plenty of women in good management jobs. It comes and goes but there's been plenty. On air, I think there's quite a bit more we can do.

Its not just a smile of momentary happiness. When it disappears from my face, it will stay with me.

One whispered yes becomes the wind song over an ocean of no's.

The American people should be free to advocate for their candidates and their positions without burdensome limitations.

If we are not peaceful, if we are not feeling well in our skin, we cannot demonstrate real peace, and we cannot raise our children well either.