To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The obvious merits utterance. Character is f**king pertinent.

He's not a lad that likes to stand on his feet.

We're going to do a lot of work on the inner cities, I have great people lined up to help.

No one is born with greed, prejudice, bigotry, patriotism and hatred; these are all learned behavior patterns.

I had you pictured dead in a pool of blood in front of the fireplace. And now you show up alive, and I want to kill you myself. (Zack)

The African tribesman, with his complete contempt for truth and his emphasis on brutality and savagery for others but not for himself, is a no-civilization.

At college, and perhaps for a year afterwards, they had believed in literature, had believed in Beauty and in personal expression as an absolute end. When they lost this belief, they lost everything.

Nothing is more confusing than people who give good advice but set a bad example.

If every man's internal care Were written on his brow, How many would our pity share Who raise our envy now?

Terrorism emanates from weakness, not strength. It is the sign of despair.