To communicate with each other, we got to get mad at each other sometimes.

I got a feeling about political correctness. I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think.

Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

I've had a very full career in the theater, on stage, in films and on television.

Death ends a life. But it doesn't end a relationship.

The main thing about money, Bud, is that it makes you do things you don't want to do.

There was so much to learn and it was all fun. But the best part was getting a laugh from an audience. That was like drowning in candy.

I developed a resistance to authority. Not to discipline - I learned that. But to authority. I like to think for myself. And I like to cause trouble.

You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was for war. He was against rich people and he was for them. He was a kaleidoscope

One of the problems with putting Huck Finn into a movie or on the stage is, you always make the white people stupid and racist. The point is, they don't know they're racist.

[Mark] Twain called Congress "the only distinctly native criminal class in America. We've lately sent a United States Senator to the penitentiary." That was a fact.

If we can't alter the tide of events, at least we can be nearby with towels to mop up.

A lie has forgiveness. A deceive doesn't. The difference is in lying to protect and deceiving to harm.

Heaven and hell seem out of proportion to me: the actions of men do not deserve so much.

If wishes were grains of sand, the world would be a desert.

I'm not a 9-to-5 woman who has the same kind of lifestyle for years on end. I couldn't do it.

Tel Aviv is the most party time place in the world.

And, I believe that one of the most loving things you can do is prepare a meal for someone you love. None of which I know how to do!

Imagine there's no heaven... it's easy if you try.

Remember, you are all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you.

It's because Jesus spoke so frequently about hell that the church should take the concept seriously.