To criticize Facebook is to criticize the telephone.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

What others think about you is none of your business.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

Be grateful when you have friends who care for you, it's a blessing to see nice happy people around us.

I stay hidden. I'm sort of hard to find.

Chess is beautiful enough to waste your life for.

The refugees flee to protect their families from violence; the Europeans, on the other hand, fear for their jobs that they need to feed their families.

There are no such things as Flowers there are only gladdened Leaves.

I need the sea because it teaches me

It is always easier to be an epicure of a small repast than of a banquet.

Look at companies selling at new lows.