To do a comedy team, it requires so much extracurricular stuff, so much compromise, so much intuitiveness to know what the other guy is doing. That's why it's so hard to do it.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

The mother at thirty with face commencing to display the faint seams of the plan for the second face life had in store for her and which she feared would be her own mother’s

Intellectual generalities are always interesting, but generalities in morals mean absolutely nothing.

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.

Higher education is confronting challenges, like the economy is, about the need for a higher number of more adequately trained, more highly educated citizenry.

We each have a covenant responsibility to be sensitive to the needs of others and serve as the Savior did-to reach out, bless, and uplift those around us.

Colour as perceived by us is a function of three independent variables at least three are I think sufficient, but time will show if I thrive.

When you fully commit, you will make it.

One can never change the past, only the hold it has on you, and while nothing in your life is reversible, you can reverse it nevertheless.

I learned to write with my desk in the living room, next to the TV. But mostly in my head, and I try to be able to do it under any circumstances.

Industry is the enemy of melancholy