To ensure marital bliss, a man needs to be 1.09 times taller than his partner.

A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

We are different because our brain is wired differently. This causes us to perceive the world in different ways and have different values and priorities. Not better or worse - different.

Brain surgeons earn 10 times that of a general practitioner... it pays to be an expert.

A real man would never cry in public unless he was watching a movie in which a heroic dog died to save its master.Or if Heidi klum unbuttoned her blouse. Or he accidently dropped a full case of beer.

Marriages are more likely to fail when one partner not only does not mirror the other's expressions of happiness, but instead shows expressions of contempt.

We prefer to find mates who are roughly as attractive as we are, which means they are more likely to stay and not look for a better offer.

Smoking is similar to hitting yourself over the head with a hammer because, when you stop, you feel better

Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything.

Emma is not a person

Evil is relatively rare

If congress has the right under the Constitution to issue paper money, it was given them to use themselves, not to be delegated to individuals or corporations.

Command is often not what you do but the way you do it.

Isn't connecting people to distant lands and culture one of the strengths of good literature?

Every view of the world that becomes extinct, every culture that disappears, diminishes a possibility of life

You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me.

Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?

Torture is not torture when there’s any hope of relief.