To find someone who will love you through success and failure is to discover how little life has to do with either.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

He has a magic touch. He can turn a G into a C. My heart was made of gold

There's more than what the eye can see, the heart can love, and the brain can understand.

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain.

Purification is but the cleaning of the lamp-glass which hides the Light

The main source of good discipline is growing up in a loving family, being loved and learning to love in return.

Simplicity is the highest goal, achievable when you have overcome all difficulties.

The great paradox is that our lack of faith in love and miracles is what blocks us from receiving love and miracles.

Donald Trump's shipped jobs to 12 countries, including Mexico.

Monotheism owes its existence not to philosophic speculation about the nature of reality or knowledge or virtue, but to acceptance of reality identified with a supreme being.

Fear is the only way to greet the devil.