To get asked to do stuff like 'United States Of Tara' and 'Caprica' is terrific. I can't complain.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

I do love her, and that’s odd because she is everything I detest in anyone else.

In our present state of degeneration it is through the skin that metaphysics must be made to re-enter our minds.

The best director is the one you don't see.

The great moments of rock 'n' roll were never off in some corner of the music world, in a self-constructed ghetto.

My joke about Aaron Sorkin is that The West Wing was a great show about democracy, run by Kim Jong-Il!

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

You cannot design shoes if you only think about fashion; its too realistic. When I design, I dream.

Medicine is of all the Arts the most noble; but, owing to the ignorance of those who practice it, and of those who, inconsiderately, form a judgment of them, it is at present behind all the arts.

I'm a stage actor. That is what I do.

It's not that I don't want to become famous or that I'm obsessed by my work as an actress, but it's all about not limiting myself, such as putting myself in a little jail that I can escape from.