To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of no consequence.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Always enjoyed a smile with dimplesBut time adds wrinkles to the smile

The piano is a monster that screams when you touch its teeth.

Guy Rivers, a conventional piece as regards the love affair which makes a part of the plot, is a tale of deadly strife between the laws of Georgia and a fiendish bandit.

That's why they call it work, because it's not what you'd prefer to do with your free time.

When humans face testings and tragedy, they should remember the angels who are always standing ready to lend their celestial assistance, comfort and council.

I like the word 'underground'... 'independent' carries a stigma of whininess. 'Underground' means a good time.

If the Emancipation Proclamation was authentic, you wouldn't have a race problem.

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones.

Being famous as a writer is like being famous in a village. It's not really any very heady fame.

I have to live in the richest, deepest, most productive way I can