​To go where you're wishing you could go, first you must tie your shoes and step off the porch.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

Relationships are like apples: they can be sweet and satisfying. But once you bite into a bad one, it's hard to go back to the barrel again.

​Live the truth and everything else will fall into place.

Don't judge people you don't know. You have no idea what they've been through, and you may waste an opportunity to make a new friend.

​Life is a series of highs and lows. The trick is to tip the balance in your favor by following your heart and taking some risks.

As we age, the bright light of youth either burns out or burns stronger - it's our choice.

The only thing worse than women are women who tell me I'm a misogynist.

Point your feet in the direction you want to go and your life will follow.

Try saying hello to someone who wouldn't expect you to - today would be good.

If finding true love was easy we'd all have a lot more free time.

If I had not try and taken chances, I would have miss many opportunities in life.

To make a friend you must close one eye. And to keep a friend, you must close both eyes.

I don't read reviews, as a rule. I can't, because I can't control myself. But I've heard that [the Duplasses] were happy, so that's good.

What are the words you do not yet have? What do you need to say? What are the tyrannies you swallow day by day and attempt to make your own, until you will sicken and die of them, still in silence.

Projection [of our own shadow] makes the whole world a replica of our own unknown face.

It's going to mean four or five justices, super liberal, placed on the Supreme Court. Our country will never, ever be the same.

I think I've chosen the right path.

I've often heard it said a preacher might learn with a comedian for a teacher.

So I'm truly an actor who sings, and not a singer who acts.

Love is a kind of warfare.