To keep it simple, why did God choose me? Because He felt like it!

Our God is in the heavens; He does whatever He pleases

Justification by faith is the key to eliminating racism.

O visionary world condition strange Where naught abiding is but only change.

It's much harder to play beloved than to play a rotten guy. Rotten guy is a piece of cake. So playing a beloved person really sets a high bar for your behavior and your acting and what you project.

If your relationship to the present moment is not right - nothing can ever be right in the future - because when the future comes - it's the present moment.

Any celebration meal to which guests are invited, be they family or friends, should be an occasion for generous hospitality.

There's another advantage to being poor - a doctor will cure you faster.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

Write what you love and love what you write.

One thing is sure: the Sagrada Familia is the first Catholic temple whose bacon was ever saved by Shinto tourism. Not even Gaudi, who believed in miracles, could have forseen that.

Man, I hate waking up with a dead hooker.

Much did I rage when young, Being by the world oppressed, But now with flattering tongue It speeds the parting guest.