To look like you are a real sports fan, when there is a game on TV just yell, Oh, come on! every now and then at the TV.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Go out in the woods, go out. If you don't go out in the woods nothing will ever happen and your life will never begin.

Live an exemplary life as a leader. When you are gone, you will still lead from the grave because your influence, impacts and inspirations will become and information for the living.

If the world you created on your own is stronger than the real world, then the real world disappears and you stay alone with your own created world!

It's never too late.

I will dare to just do what I do. Be just what I am, and dance whenever I want to.

I have stage fright every single concert I've ever done. I have at least four or five minutes of it. It's absolute living hell.

I'm a lot more self-confident than I used to be. To some extent I owe that to my children and my husband.

Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it's because at the moment they're not actually dying.

It may feel like the more you know about depression and the many forms it can take, the more questions you have. That's how I feel.

I'm always looking at the computer. I make all of my work on the computer at some point or another. Almost all of the paintings come from a file.