To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

All around the United States of America - in the cities and the counties - our public education is suffering and has been suffering. Cuts, cuts, cuts.

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

I met a lot of great people in Saudi Arabia and I'd like to see them again. And I'd love to spend more time in the desert and in the mountains. I felt really at home there.

I love that sense of release as you throw yourself into the crowd as hundreds of arms are carrying you.

Never let your emotions overrule your head.

I feel like showering more than once a day or every day is such a white people thing.

...I don't have concrete plans for the future. I just think of success and keep a successful attitude. Success is 99 percent preparation. If you set yourself up for winning, rarely will you fail.

To be called a coward, I don't think that's fair

The Internet is great for things, like finding the answers to things you pretended to know or stalking people.

I felt that we had become a society ruled by sectors, by interest groups: Whoever's connected to the Israeli government gets more.