To love one's self is the beginning of a life-long romance.

Everyone has the spark of greatness

I make positive choices so I can be happy.

But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.

I do not take steroids. I never have. It's sad to me that people want to point fingers. I don't do that. That's not me. I wouldn't feel like a human being.

Anger's not a good emotion.

I therefore take the liberty of proposing for this hypothetical new atom, which is not light but plays an essential part in every process of radiation, the name photon.

You need to have a dream, a goal, and you must be willing to work hard.

The velocity and volume on the Web are so great that nothing is forgotten and nothing is remembered.

Never let hope elude you. That is life's biggest fumble.

Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.