To love the right person is a comedy. To love the wrong person is a tragedy.

I'd forgotten how arrogant people are in the theater, I'm agreeing to starve for a year and he seems to think I should be pleased to have the part.

Being laughed at is excellent preparation for marriage.

...Studies have found that children who witness abuse are more likely to accept relationships that are abusive.

I love my kids, they are amazing children, but they drive me bananas sometimes. And sometimes, I want to sell them on eBay... but I'm not going to.

What was previously perceived as nerdy is now viewed as original. What I like about nerdiness, geekiness, is it doesn't really matter what you're into - it just means you're not a follower.

The word snob belongs to the sour-grape vocabulary.

I went to these mixers, you know, where you're supposed to meet people. And sure enough, some guy asked me for my phone number. but at the end of the evening he gave it back.

Writers mean more than they say and say more than they mean.

You can feel that he wants to own you - not like an object but like a good dream he wants to keep having. He lets you know that you already own him.

A mouse and a keyboard is not a good performance instrument.

I don't have nightmares; I give them all to you.

I'm open to sci-fi, but I was never a diehard fan. I have no idea why it keeps following me. I'm extremely lucky, I guess; it's a lucrative venue.