To make a long story short, there's nothing like having a boss walk in.

Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles.

Millionaires are marrying their secretaries because they are so busy making money they haven't time to see other girls.

Selfishness is the absence of selflessness

Be worried if you always flock in the company of people who peel off other people's skins with their teeth in their absence. A time will come when they'll try to pick a bite on you too!

He was the second snowman to be melting away before her eyes, only this one was different. It was a paradox. The colder he became, the more he melted.

If you see my fifteen minutes of fame let me know I've been searching for it for years

Straight is the gate and narrow is the way which leadeth unto life and few there be that find it.

You have to ruthlessly prioritize.

The Governor's Mansion is a beautiful home, a beautiful building - we're privileged to have a chance to live there. It certainly doesn't feel as comfortable as our home.

With Attachments, my goal was to write a really good romantic comedy. I wanted the reader to be smiling throughout.

I have a good brain on me but I've never really used it when it came to decisions about love... I definitely have been foolish.