To many women mistake a man's hostility for wit and his silence for depth.

Train yourself to listen to that small voice that tells us what's important and what's not.

God save us from the people who want to do what's best for us.

If your mind isn't open, keep your mouth shut too.

We all need to look into the dark side of our nature - that's where the energy is, the passion. People are afraid of that because it holds pieces of us we're busy denying.

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.

Kinsey was never a lawyer. She's strictly blue collar.

I was an English major in college with minors in Fine Arts and Humanities.

I love being single. It's almost like being rich.

I write letters to my right brain all the time. They're just little notes. And right brain, who likes to get little notes from me, will often come through within a day or two.

Get rid of the judgmental mindset and adopt one of love and acceptance towards people – including yourself.

God's way leads always into trial, so far as sight and sense are concerned. Nature always will be tried in God's ways.

At certain rare moments, a library is a kind of mind.

A long, exact, and serious comedy; In every scene some moral let it teach, And, if it can, at once both please and preach.

The symptom of love is when some of the chemicals inside you go bad. So there must be something in love because your chemicals do tell you something.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

I'd love to be in the Hall of Fame one day and win Super Bowl rings, or even one - and stay healthy.

I like them old and rich.

If you work with Jim Carrey, you're working with the best.

His friends he loved. His direst earthly foe - Cats-I believe he did but feign to hate. My hand will miss the insinuated nose, Mine eyes the tail that wagged contempt at Fate.