To marry is to get a binocular view of life.

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it comes due.

Theater is, of course, a reflection of life. Maybe we have to improve life before we can hope to improve theater.

A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.

The happy people are those who are producing something.

The happiest people seem to be those who have no particular cause for being happy except that they are so.

A nation is a society united by a delusion about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbours.

Take away fear, and the battle of Freedom is half won.

Experience proves that none is so cruel as the disillusioned sentimentalist.

It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

Democracy is only an experiment in government, and it has the obvious disadvantage of merely counting votes instead of weighing them.

Rats! It's rainy outside, And to be a good fellaInvite a smile so wideNobody needs umbrella!

There's a time when a man needs to fight and a time when he needs to accept that his destiny's lost, the ship has sailed and that only a fool will continue. The truth is I've always been a fool.

It frequently happens that two persons, reasoning right on a mechanical subject, think alike and invent the same thing without any communication with each other.

but I am not here ironically; I am here sincerely.

Go in peace, James Carstairs.

He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off

Trust your happiness and the richness of your life at this moment. It is as true and as much yours as anything else that ever happened to you.

I used to do a stunt in almost every movie. When I became an executive, all the insurance guys freaked out.

No form, no manifestation of knowledge, is senseless.

I pray to the angels that worship the devil.