To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

I think that's why I like baseball. There's something great about it - you're young, the pitcher's young and he's got this great arm, and he doesn't really realize anything about strategy.

A true test of someone’s love is how they act when they’re stressed and not how much they love you when everything’s goin’ good.

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter.

He who doesn't fear death dies only once.

Man is a blind, witless, low brow, anthropocentric clod who inflicts lesions upon the earth.

Keep in mind, just because you don’t know the answer doesn’t mean that one does not exist. You simply haven’t discovered it yet.

'Tis pleasant, sure, to see one's name in print. A book's a book, although there's nothing in 't.

It is almost impossible to convince people who are under the influence of ideological bigotry that whose whom they regard as belonging to the enemy species are human.

Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes

Art, well good art at least, takes you to a place you go during the experience of it, and then after you experience it you are different.

The world of sleep has an existence of its own.