To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Chemistry has energy and it's meant to be felt.

Where much is expected from an individual, he may rise to the level of events and make the dream come true.

What you do is miniscule in comparison with what you choose to think, because your vibration is so much more powerful and so much more important.

I'm certain prison is pretty rough as it is but imagine if you were a murderer and a foodie!

I just liked the feeling of being on stage.

The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.

We all know that a church is not a building.

If you want to enjoy the movie, you should know that it is the combination of film and light and white screen, and that the most important thing is to have a plain, white screen.

I realized that I have very long arms so I can take the perfect arm-length picture with fans

Congress has scarcely any thing to employ them, and complain that the place [Washington, D.C.] is remarkably dull.