To me it is unthinkable that a real atheist could be a scientist.

Science walks forward on two feet, namely theory and experiment.

There is no likelihood that man can ever tap the power of the atom

Fullness of knowledge always and necessarily means some understanding of the depths of our ignorance, and that is always conducive to both humility and reverence.

Religion and science, then, in my analysis are the two great sister forces which have pulled, and are still pulling, mankind onward and upward.

My idea of an educated person is one who can converse on one subject for more than two minutes.

The pathetic thing about it is that many scientists are trying to prove the doctrine of evolution, which no science can do.

Science walks forward on two feet, namely theory and experiment. Sometimes it is one foot which is put forward first, sometimes the other, but continuous progress is only made by the use of both.

I consider an intimate knowledge of the Bible an indispensable quality of a well educated man.

Interest and attention will insure to you an education.

Civilization consists in the multiplication and refinement of human wants.

Money should not be taken above time

If I'd known I was gonna live this long (100 years) I'd have taken better care of myself.

It is still not clear from this study how laughter can directly help the heart but other studies have shown that laughter is beneficial for every system in the body.

If war's first victim is truth, its second is clerical efficiency.

I never try to make a major fashion statement but I want to be the friend in a woman's closet. I make dresses that women get laid in.

Headline writing is an art form.

I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.

It's hard to win in the league, because every team is good, they got players on their team. A lot harder than high school. It's competitive, and that's what I most love about it.

A maxim is a conclusion upon observation of matters of fact, and is merely speculative; a "principle" carries knowledge within itself, and is prospective.

I used to try and concentrate the poem so much that there wasn't a word that wasn't essential. This leads to becoming boring and constipated.