To me it's a mystery that you can show the horrific things in the movies, but not some sexual stuff which everyone does.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.

Which would be worse- to live as a monster, or to die as a free man?

Most Christians speak to God about their mountain instead of speaking to their mountain about God!

A text conversation is a short exchange of often grossly truncated language that corresponds to a thought made all the more shallow by the process.

Mr. Bear, you know in the eyes of the Lord, we're both beasts.

Don't worry, spiders, I keep house casually.

If life is a soap opera you shouldn't be in too much of a hurry to get to the final credits.

I can remember a couple of real fights when I ran. Because they were kinda dangerous.

There was a danger that skeptics and opponents would misread those likelihood ratio tests as rejections of an entire class of models, which of course they were not.

But poverty, with most who whimper forth Their long complaints, is self-inflicted woe; The effect of laziness, or sottish write.