To me, politics is a pile of tricks.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Psyche you out?" I repeat. "I'm your FRIEND. I wouldn't do that." He doesn't say anything. I can tell he doesn't believe me-not quite.

As I walk I mediate on the word of God. It comforts me.

Let's all give God a great big hand. I've seen the last page of the bible and it's going to turn out all right.

Positioning is not what you do to a product. Positioning is what you do to the mind of the prospect.

Whether animals admit it or not, they and I communicate.

Don't you dare weep," he commanded. "You've broken my heart." "I 'll fix it later.

You think you may not be heard. Speak anyway.

God releases more of His power and presence according to the measure of our hunger for Him.

You never can cure poverty. Poverty is in the eye of the beholder.

YEAH! Bring it on, lake!