To me, that's the ultimate isolation - to be separated from my own mind.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Reality is not a function of the event as event, but of the relationship of that event to past, and future, events.

Have faith in God. It will make you dig deeper and become a better leader.

You can disagree, but it's a personal belittling attack which is beneath the dignity of the presidency.

The weak have remedies, the wise have joys; superior wisdom is superior bliss.

There's a lot of overconfidence about this bill. We're going to expose it. It will not pass.

The devil has no power over us only as we permit him. The moment we revolt at anything which comes from God, the devil takes power.

Let your life be your music and let your music be your life.

It's a shame in a way that people come and go with one album.

How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

I know everything that has happened to everybody in the past, everything that is happening now and everything that will happen in the future.