To me the arcade experience is the ultimate gaming experience.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

I was originally going to become a biochemist, but it just got way too complicated.

I got interested in computers and how they could be enslaved to the megalomaniac impulses of a teenager.

I'm an action player. I like to be aggressive. I don't like to be on the run. I like to feel like I have the fates in my hands and that through my skill or lack thereof I control my fate.

Money can be made later, but time is lost forever.

Probably the greatest thing working in games is watching someone enjoy your game and to think, "Wow I had a part in giving someone that enjoyment".

Video games are ubiquitous now.

I think managers have realized that most software people are slightly brain damaged, that they're off on their own planets.

I sew his ears on from time to time, sure.

Easter is the final solution to the finality of death.

I am ugly. I am black inside, rotting and putrid.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.

You want to finish something when it's good. You don't want to be the last one at the party!

Let's finally guarantee equal pay for women.

Virtually all men of action incline to Fatality just as most thinkers incline to Providence.

We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

I like things that are simple, such as an alarm clock.

Prayer clears the mist and brings back peace to the Soul . . .