To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

God is the greatest nurturer of all.

I think it must be very hard to be one of the new young writers who are urged to put themselves forward when it may be the last thing on earth they'd be good at

You've got to be able to make animation for much less... Less is not the studio's way.

Self-portraits are a way of revealing something about oneself.

Death is simply a change in perception. It is not an end to perception as a finite being.

The act of consciousness is central; otherwise we are overrun by the complexes.

I will not be a Democrat or a Republican. They are the problem, not the solution. We need to abolish political parties in this country.

Small Data is not about testing concepts - it is more to create the foundation for innovative brand thinking.

My drawings inspire, and are not to be defined. They place us, as does music, in the ambiguous realm of the undetermined.

The whole notion of land property rights in the Arab world is different from that in Europe.