To measure up takes skill, but to err is an art.

We are not born with a need for knowledge, but a hunger for it. Eve bit the apple and it has been gluttony ever since.

Is it not ignorance that we share? A lie takes two. The truth we find alone.

Race should be seen in one way, and one way only: on your marks, get set, go!

Infatuation is measured in pleasure. Love is measured in pain. Behold the value of pain!

Wisdom doesn’t come only from the experience you have had, but from the experience you have chosen not to have.

No philosopher was ever apathetic. If there is no love, it is not philosophy.

Novelty does not require intelligence, but ignorance, which is why the young excel in this branch.

The key to writing is something to be stolen. How else does one open the door to a house of thieves?

Stereotypes are based on the idea that two heads are bigger than one.

To imagine the world without gods and religion is reasonable enough; to imagine mankind without them is an entirely different matter.

Stop following the con artists, instead become the greatest and brightest artist ever to exist and let others follow your light instead

What we instill in our children will be the foundation upon which they build their future.

Just using a checklist requires [doctors] to embrace different values from ones we've had, like humility, discipline, teamwork.

You're tearing me apart!

I like to spend time in the past, with the things that have been important to me.

There's a feeling of immortality you have in youth. You just don't see the dangers around you, or, if you do, maybe you're even excited by them.

I was 29 when I wrote my first novel. But I was 45 when I quit for good. I was a 16-year overnight success.

More precious than life is love, for there can be no life without love.

That sun is lookin' good... and hot! Get it? Hilarious! My joke writers are awesome.