To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.

Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.

If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.

What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.

There are no do-overs in life.

There’s a dream in thespace between the hammer and the nail: the dream ofabout-to-be-hit, which is a bad dream, but the nail willtake the hit if it gets to sleep inside the wood forever.

i like your embraces because the vertigo smells like the sun.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

A woman is subject matter enough.

What appears is good; what is good appears.

Your attitude is either your best friend or your worst enemy, your greatest asset or your greatest liability

What is death to me? I have sown the seeds others will reap.

If you love the wrong people it's still love, isn't it, no matter what kind of love.

Die for adultery! No: The wren goes to't, and the small gilded fly does lecher in my sight