To most people a savage nation is wan that doesn't wear oncomf'rtable clothes.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards.

A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A lady's idea of it is a combination of larceny, embezzlement and burglary.

A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case.

The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

That is, no matther whether th' constitution follows th' flag or not, th' supreme coort follows th' iliction returns.

What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.

An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.

I niver knew a pollytician to go wrong ontil he's been contaminated by contact with a business man.

Through knowledge we gain power over our lives. With options we have possibility. With acceptance we find a new freedom.

Remembering something from the past? you are creating it right now as evidence for who you are now.

Sometimes my life is in gray color but sometimes it is just like a rainbow.

Your taxes go way down under a Trump administration.

I met Robert Rodriguez working on a movie called 'Roadracers.'

Choose your props wisely.

Art is both creation and recreation.

Clearly it is better that, when someone is wanted by the international police, and this person travels, and a country knows about it, that country reports the fact.

Give us a world where half our homes are run by men and half our institutions are run by women. I'm pretty sure that would be a better world.

Love of truth will bless the lover all his days; yet when he brings her home, his fair-faced bride, she comes empty-handed to his door, herself her only dower.