To not be photographed daily, even by oneself, to not be recorded and videoed and dispersed into the turbulent winds of the net, was to court nonexistence.

Reality is neurology, and is not absolute.

The only authentic literature of the modern era is the owner’s manual.

But so strong is our desire for meaning, an innate desire, that we construct meanings where there are none.

Send these images of me through the internet out into the universe, where I will continue my out-of-body existence.

We’re all photojournalists now. It’s no longer enough just to write.

The internet is now a forum for public prosecution.

The struggle of literature is in fact a struggle to escape from the confines of language

Terriers are problem solvers. They'll do what you tell them, but only if it happens to be in line with what they wanted to do anyway.

Courage is on display every day, and only the courageous wring the most out of life.

Writing is such a damn lonely sickness.

They call me the trippy king.

Now, what does an actor who can't talk do? Wait for silent pictures to come back?

I'm not well-read, but when I read, I read well.

I've done so many superhero comics, and I've actually just been really excited about sci-fi, and Chrononauts and Starlight were both sci-fi, which I had a great time doing.

People come up to me and they thank me: 'I thank you for the many, many hours of laughter.'