To one in sympathy with nature, each season, in its turn, seems the loveliest.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Out of the Mess comes a Message that makes you Sage

While the ingrates duke-it-out about the true God, you take each breath in holy gratitude.

Even his conversation was, as it were, a spoken part.

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer.

Scott Wilson (Hershel) is a god among men

Piracy is almost always a service problem.

I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.

If I blew my nose the Daily Express and the Daily Mail would say that I am trying to spread germ warfare.

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

The body's a mirror of heaven: Its energies make angels jealous. Our purity astounds seraphim. Devils shiver at our nerve.