To play nose tackle in the NFL, you have to be unemployed or crazy. I was unemployed. The other part is still up in the air.

If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.

Let your hands be clean

Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.

ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.

With my son, I work very hard to keep him away from the press and media and I want an opportunity for him to lead as normal a life as possible.

There is an air of last things, a brooding sense of impending annihilation, about so much deconstructive activity, in so many of its guises; it is not merely postmodernist but preapocalyptic.

The helpful thought for which you look Is written somewhere in a book.

I always knew I was a man, always felt that I was a man, always wanted to be a man.

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.

When the gods come among men, they are not known.

Do not be fooled by one who recites the Qurân. His recitation is but speech – but look to those who act according to it.