To promote the sales of GM vehicles, Obama says the government will stand by your GM car warranty. And all the taxpayers will get a lube job.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

If a man has so much heat he burns your skin when he touches you, he's the devil. Run away

A mathematician is an individual who calls himself a 'physicist' and does 'physics' and physical experiments with abstract concepts.

…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous, " she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.

This world of ours has been constructed like a superbly written novel: we pursue the tale with avidity, hoping to discover the plot.

Ill put my progressive credentials up against anyones.

ever thine, ever mine, ever ours

Beautiful, Glorious Scotland, has spoilt me for every other country.

Raising kids is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

In the space of one delivery so much had changed. My confidence was sky-high. I was pumped up and rock'n'rolling.

We are great sinners; Jesus is a greater Savior!