To reduce stress, avoid excitement. Spend more time with your spouse.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

You aren’t old enough to have such regrets.”“Pain doesn’t respect age, my lady.

True wealth, success, and happiness can only be achieved by balancing our business life with the duty we have to our self and to our family.

Women, churchgoers, and conservative were more likely than men, nonchurch goers, and liberals to disagree with the reductionist (neural) account of human life.

Jazz should be much less about stress on technical exhibitionism and much more on emotional content.

I am happily married to a wonderful man. He is not in the business.

I've always believed with age comes wisdom. And I find salt and pepper hair to be very attractive.

...if I see but one smile on your lips when we meet, occasioned by this or any other exertion of mine, I shall need no other happiness.

A warrior with a cause is the most dangerous soldier of all

Face your fears and doubts, and new worlds will open to you.

The game of baseball is a clean, straight game.