To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland.

Looking back, my life so far seems like one long obstacle race, with me as its chief obstacle.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

As I look back on my life, I see it as one long obstacle course with myself as the main obstacle.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

I'm complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it's shredded.

Randy and I were goggle-eyed as we gazed over the wonders of what Walt Disney had wrought. It was a magnificent demonstration of what God could do if He had more imagination.

Disneyland is such a big thing to Californians, I discovered that when you cross the border you have to raise your right hand and take an oath that you believe in Walt Disney.

It's almost impossible to dislike me, because I do nothing.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.

A drop of water shall be returned with a burst of spring.

The only thing that belongs to us is our LIFE. Yet, we waste it in the pursuit of meaningless things that will never belong to us.- RVM

That's the trouble with good writers. Only the bad ones make you want to do the human thing and look away.

My second husband believed I had such a fickle attitude to friendship that each Friday he would update the list of my 'Top Ten' friends in the manner of a Top Of The Pops chart countdown.

Boogity, boogity boogity! Let’s go racing boys!

Nine times of ten an army has been destroyed because its supply lines have been severed

Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

I do not love thee, Sabidius, nor can I say why; I can only say this, "I do not love thee."

Life delivered me a catastrophe, but I found a richness of soul.

Christian is a great noun and a poor adjective