To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, Creeps in this petty face from day to day.

Don't be humble... you're not that great.

A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to the philosophers to be obviously a progress though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known.

I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.

Self-justification, therefore, is not only about protecting high self-esteem; it's also about protecting low self-esteem if that is how a person sees himself.

Good prose is written only face to face with poetry.

The test of success is not what you do when you are on top. Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

Good players can take coaching; great players can take coaching and learn.

Why did I want to win? because I didn't want to lose!

Purchasing the Bobcats is the culmination of my post-playing career goal of becoming the majority owner of an NBA franchise.