To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine.

Art is anything you can get away with.

Everything has changed, and nothing has altered. Oh, what a fate.

The gossip might make better reading, but the simple fact of the matter is that it isn't true.

Pray when you feel like worrying. Give thanks when you feel like complaining. Keep going when you feel like quitting.

The custom of my grandfather's day is still going strong in Latin America. American girls do not seem to understand it.

The soul is not more important than the body. God made the whole man and the whole man is important.

Suffering doesn't improve human beings, does it?

Every perception of color is an illusion, we do not see colors as they really are. In our perception they alter one another.

Michael Caine is a movie star, but he's also a great actor. I can't say that about every movie star. It's the concentration he has.

We may conceive an hope that the next generation will in tongue and heart and every way else become English; so as there will be no difference or distinction but the Irish sea betwixt us.

The universe is not going to see someone like you again in the entire history of creation.