To see the light we must first acknowledge that we are in the dark.

Colour is everything, black and white is more.

YOU are important. You are special. You are loved. GOD has a plan for your life! Find out what it is and you'll experience a depth of fulfillment you never thought possible.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

I want everybody to think alike. I think everybody should be a machine.

Justification for infidelity and dishonesty in all their manifestations lies in the marginal cost economics of “just this once.

Some learned writers . . . have compared a Scorpion to an Epigram . . . because as the sting of the Scorpion lyeth in the tayl, so the force and virtue of an epigram is in the conclusion.

The Very Big Stupid is a thing which breeds by eating The Future. Have you seen it? It sometimes disguises itself as a good-looking quarterly bottom line, derived by closing the R&D department.

A wise man needes not blush for changing his purpose.

Everything that is, was, and will be, eternally IS, even the countless forms, which are finite and perishable only in their objective, not in their ideal Form.

I don't see us having a problem. It's going to be my job to manage the locker room, anyway, so it will work out.