To single out a particular group and say we can't make a joke about them is almost a form of prejudice and it's kind of patronizing.

I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.

It's nice to be important, but it's also important to be nice. Never forget that.

Follow your dreams, work hard, practice and persevere. Get plenty of exercise and maintain a healthy lifestyle.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

For a number of years in England nobody had any idea what I looked like.

Jews have a tendency to become comedians.

The worrying thing is there's so much latent hatred of the guy [Donald Trump] and this guy isn't even president yet.

I think pulling off, pulling off a kind of fake documentary of me being a, you know, actual dictator would have been extremely difficult, if not impossible.

Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car.

I don't know if I'm brave.

Before the antidote arrives from Iraq The man with snake-bite will be dead.

I think that whoever is the attorney general, you don't want them to be as a yes person for any particular constituency.

Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

They say there's no harm in daydreaming, but there is.

You want to make people relaxed.

Always have faith in God, Yourself and the Cowboys.

When I was a little kid I thought like a little kid, but now I'm five I know everything

The air smelled of paper and dust and years.

I'm neither Republican nor Democrat. I've worked for the past five administrations.

I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics.