To someone with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood.

But nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight / Got to kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight.

I wanted to write for Broadway.

I'm not a good actor, I can play myself and a much gayer version of myself. That's my range.

I know my own deficiencies, one of which is that I had lived away from America for such a long time. It's called expatriate

We must teach our children not to spend their money a dollar at a time. If you spend your dollar at a time, you'll wind up with trinkets instead of treasures.

The weight is just a tool. Do you focus on the hammer or the nail? You better focus on the thing you're trying to hit.

I just moved [Bloomington] because I didn't do well with New York. It made me kind of anxious and it was just incredibly expensive. It just has this very small-town feel.

It's one of those things, when you look back on it, you'd go, "Oh, I could've done without that. If I could go back in time, I would do it different." That's the thing with violence in general.