To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

And we ask ourselves, if there is a God, how can this happen? Better to ask, if there is a God... must it be sane?

Nobody touches my ding dongs!

2 + 2 equal 4... so far I don't think it will change to 5 or 6, it's near to fact, but the probability of the ability... equals not a fact!

I speak for those children who cannot speak for themselves, children who have absolutely nothing but their courage and their smiles, their wits and their dreams.

My activism did not spring from being black...The racial injustice that was present in this country during my youth was a challenge to my belief in the oneness of the human family.

Without passion there might be no errors, but without passion there would certainly be no history.

People in their natural state are basically good. But this natural innocence,however, is corrupted by the evils of society.

If you only talk to a person's head and not their heart people won't listen to you.

Destruction CAN be beautiful!

My horse was in the lead, coming down the home stretch, but the caddie fell off.