To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

You have to be a romantic to invest yourself, your money, and your time in cheese.

If you don't know how to take care of your own needs, when you try to give to others, you are giving from a bankrupt account.

The most drastic and usually the most effective remedy for fear is direct action.

The end of a picture is always an end of a life.

There are three kinds of forms in the human figure: Ovoid forms - egg, ball and barrel masses; Column forms - cylinder, cone; Spatulate forms - box, slab and wedge blocks.

Not all of us are painters but we are all artists. Each time we fit things together we are creating - whether it is to make a loaf of bread, a child, a day.

Hey, baby, nobody suffers like the poor.

Rational people have better things to do than grant unwarranted credibility to every half-assed delusion.

One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details. Details are always vulgar.

I may be a fool, but I intend to be a live fool.