To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can actually finish jokes.

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find the exaggeration in those things.

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people applaud and stand up - because that's all you.

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

Mentally I can die, Emotionally I can cry, Physically I can sigh, Spirituality I can fly. If I just try.

We wouldn't have much need of a war if people stopped using drugs. It's like taking up a fight against the use of headache remedies

The word mother must be replaced with the word extraordinary because they precisely are!

You know you're down and out when Okies laugh at you, ' she said. With our garbage bag taped window, our tied down hood, and art supplies strapped to the roof, we'd out-Okied the Okies.

In moments of uncertainty...i mmerse yourself in the life you would be most proud to live.

Show a people as one thing, only one thing, over and over again, and that is what they become.

They may attack me with an army of six hundred syllogisms; and if I do not recant, they will proclaim me a heretic.

Hillary Clinton has jeopardized. Totally jeopardized national security by putting her e-mails on a private server, all to hide her corrupt dealings.

So far as I have myself observed, the distinctive character of a child is to live always in the tangible present.

I am not dead inside. I still care about right and wrong.