To take Christ into our well-ordered, well-kept lives is in many ways to ask for trouble, for he will not leave well enough alone.

Being a “friend of sinners” is an accusation that Christians should wear as a badge of honor, for nothing could honor Jesus more, and nothing is more revealing of who God actually is.

To not follow Jesus is to be unmoved. To be unmoved is to risk the greatest danger of all: To misunderstand and misrepresent God.

A Truthful Evaluation Of Yourself Gives Feedback For Growth and Success

It may be a crush, or hero worship (...), it may not be love, but if you've never felt anything stronger, how do you tell the difference?

Politics is the womb in which war develops.

Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

However common irreverence and profanity become, they are nonetheless wrong

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

Without big words, how could many people say small things?

Maybe the purpose of being here, wherever we are, is to increase the durability and occasions of love among and between peoples.

Devil wanted to play cricket. So Ravindra Jadeja was born.

Derek Jeter is one who played for such a long time, and David Ortiz in Boston is doing it right now.